Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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