You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
When did we convert life to cartoon?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
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THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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