Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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