in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
