You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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