i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
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it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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