He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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