I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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