remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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