She said her name was "party"
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
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Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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