He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
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I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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