where am i from again
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
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Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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