that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
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What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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