..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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