Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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