i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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