i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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