I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
did you just send me my own nude
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
