Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
When did we convert life to cartoon?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
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When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
pray to the hookup gods
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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