Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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