We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
high people should be assigned attendants
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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