Sponge bath it is.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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