I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
my sisters under your porch take her home
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
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nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
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We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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