I'm lost and stupid without you.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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