420 ftw
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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