So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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