Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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