how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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