Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize