using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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