we're blogging at a bar
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
