now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
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one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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