Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
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I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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