She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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