how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken