im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
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There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.