what if I'm pregnant?
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you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
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