we have officially lost it.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
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I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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