I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
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