I'm jealous of your bromance
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
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Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
If I die, sorry about rent.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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