piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
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do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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