I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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