He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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