You can't special order awesome
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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