Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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