if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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