called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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