i barfeds in our rink
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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