sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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