Me. At least after what I've been through.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
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We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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