i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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