Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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