Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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