He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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